The Gallery Off Broadway: I had to blow dry my ass!!!

It rained two nights ago. I go to work the following morning, get out of my car and my rear feels cold... like butterball turkey cold. I reached back to give it a rub...and my whole ass is wet. Strange really because I dont remember peeing my pants in the car on the way to the gallery, nor were my windows down during the rain storms. So I call Kev to tell him that my ass is wet and he tells me that my DRAIN HOLE is clogged.....WHAAT!?!?! I have a hole I didnt know about and it is clogged and leaking into my drivers seat...SERIOUSLY. My sunroof leaked...apparently my DRAIN HOLE is clogged. Just saying DRAIN HOLE makes me laugh...teeheee.

So while I am blow drying my dairy air, the mailman brings me a letter from my internet provider letting me know that someone illegally downloaded a copy of Despicable Me and that NBC Universal wants to sue me for copyright infringement...LMAO...WHAAT WHAAAT???? That is what wireless internet and giving out my password to a few unmetionables will do for you.

Wait for it, WAIT FOR IT........

Who needs business cards and a front door sign
when you have an ad like this!!!!

SOOOO, after all the drama and the chaos of the morning, I was soooo thankful to see that my high tech advertising on the side of Kiko's Yukon was still working for me with all the bad weather we had...LMAAAAAAOOOOOO

I have so much more to tell you my lovlies...but for now.. there is a cup of coffee and a 4' x 2' canvas calling my name!!!!

Almost forgot, Kelly yells at me when I don't post a painting on here.